steven

1. The man bitch of a group of friends.
2. A tool.

"Start being a steven, and get me a can of coke."
"You're such a steven, I can jack off by myself thank you."

by Cainus January 3, 2009

steven

A really good boyfriend but he do be kinda weird tho. He does the most random things to show u that he loves u but then again why does he make these weirdass sounds? He gives the best advice which is odd considering the amount of braincells. He got sum bbc going on and knows what he’s doing, treats u like a queen and smells really nice. Can be very depressed sometimes but u can fix that with sum head.

‘Oh ur dating Steven’
‘’HELL YEAH’’

by ahyejne March 9, 2020

steven

gosh steven is sucha jimmy neutron.

but steven is amazingg.
:)

by COURTNEYY:D March 18, 2009

steven

talks on the phone all day long. yells at his teachers. calls people nonstop even when they don't pick up the phone. tries breaking up couples. likes when people fight. hates most people. obsessed with bay bay bay. always touches his hair. always asking if his hair is straight. thinks he's fat but isn't. people copy the way he talks. GAAAYYYYYYYYY!

person1: oh god steven called me 20 times.
person2: oh my god same here!

steven:WELL HEY!

steven: she's pointless!

by B00TY_SHAKIN_69 February 26, 2009

steven

the american verison of the uncommonly used name "stiven"

paul's brother is named steven.

by supaste August 23, 2007

steven

a fag also known as johofuck he is the biggest fag who rapes little kids with his best friend and a pedophile farbod

hey you that steven we should stay away from him

by adrian masidon June 1, 2011

steven

some guy that always says "what are you doing" and he annoys the shit out of ppl when he calls at 2-5 a.m and he claims to be straight butt he discusts u by saying "take a piss" and then he keeps calling after u told him a million times to stop calling, and you dont' know how he got your number.

dude don't bust a steven, comon'.

by ih8steven November 15, 2009