sack steamer

When you rip a fart and your ass cheeks are blocking any exit pathway for the fart. Forced to go somewhere, the fart exits forward in direction and vibrates your ball sack as well as heats it up.

That sack steamer just vibrated my nut sack

by VibratingSack285 March 12, 2014

topsail steamer

A steamy shit taken directly on a woman's chest after a nasty shellfish dinner at the beach.

Man, I gave that bitch a classic Topsail Steamer last night....a real mud river

by TheRealDonJ June 10, 2018

lamborghini steamer

farting (or sharting) in a sitting or laying down position, while lifting one's leg in a manner similar to the opening of lamborghini doors

I thought my wife was doing ab exercises in bed, but she was actually dropping a lamborghini steamer and now I'm sick

by CobraCommenter July 10, 2019

The Steamer

Pertains to and when something out of your own control (or seemingly out of your own control) goes totally wrong and has negative consequences. "The Steamer" loves everyone despite everyone despising "the steamer."

Losing a sports video game at the very last second. Dropping your beer. Getting in a car accident. Pouring your cereal only to find not enough milk. Your girlfriend cheating on you. Steve McNair coming one yard shy of a superbowl victory. All of these are just some examples of "the steamer" and how it ruins our day by loving us.

by MrMaynard September 1, 2008

Stembrosfs

To fall over in a polite manner.

Silent f.

The bride fell over at the alter, therefore all the brides maids stembrosfs'd.

by Hands_olo October 27, 2010

Sanchez Steamer

You know what it is. Just do it

“Don’t even act like you don’t know what a Sanchez Steamer is. Now do it.”

by evan, chill out! June 3, 2018

Hot Dog Steamers

A pair of sweatpants.

After a long day of work, I just want to put on my sweatshirt and my hot dog steamers and just relax on the couch.

by Smurf Exterminator December 31, 2012