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Staunton Steam Cleaner

When seeing someone's laundry, you take a clean, folded shirt, and shit diarrhea all on the inside of the shirt. Fold it back, and then watch as they put it on.
Man, Lance would not leave me alone, so I gave him a Staunton Steam Cleaner.
by gapballer7 February 22, 2011
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Staunton River Middle School

A school with too many hillbillies. Carry pocket knives to school like it’s nothing. The education system there suck just like their Football Team.
I’m going to Staunton River Middle School next week.
Run Bitch Run!!!
by Donewithlife707 September 22, 2020
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Staunton, Virginia

Staunton is a small town in western Virginia, at the crossroads of I81 and I64. Incest is rampant, and teen pregnancy is rampant. Most girls have their first child before they are 18 years old.

Staunton also has the second highest use of methamphetamine in the country,... tooth decay is not uncommon

The school system is sub-par, and most of the people that live there will never be able to leave the community which they were born in. Nobody comes to visit Staunton on account that there is nothing to see but a depressed run down city.

The two biggest employers are wal-mart and a mental institution called "western state"
"You're from Staunton, Virginia? You must a hick."

"What is there to do on friday night? Lets go to walmart!"

"You're from Staunton, Virginia? how many babys did you have before you were 20 years old? only three?!"

"How many times have you left Staunton in the past decade? Never."
by DallasCowboysFan1992 October 21, 2012
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strunion

A sexual manuever acomplished by the male who is in a standing position holding his girlfriend upside down in what is seemingly a standing sixty nine but in mid process has a bowel movement on her forehead.
I was tired of dating Ratchell so last night I gave her a strunion and I believe that took care of it.
by Max. L August 28, 2008
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stauntion

set that pipe on those stauntions over there
by jimbob-jumpback January 14, 2010
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Stauntonian

A coward who backs out of a potentially humiliating experience under the guise of doing something more "academic."
He cemented his reputation as a clownish Stauntonian by backing out of that chess game.
by The Second Ambrose Bierce February 11, 2023
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stunion

The combination of Student and Union to say "Student Union": stunion.
Let's meet up at the stunion to study!
by urmom26 March 28, 2023
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