staunion

(Staunion is a marker brand that is a knock off of Sharpie. Has same colors,

format, and font style of Sharpie markers.)
1. Anything fake, or counterfeit.

2. Demeaning term as to mean jerk, douchebag, asshole, queer, f-wad, etc.

1. No way he got those tickets for $15. They're definitely a couple of

staunions.

2. I can't believe he's going to the ballet instead of the movies tonight. What

a staunion.

Let me have one bite of your sandwich you staunion.

Stop being a staunion, and give me back my mixed tape featuring Party in the

U.S.A. by Miley Cirus.

by narwhal king October 27, 2009

Staunton high school

one of the most trashy schools in THE WORLD.this school also has the most treeshes because most actually ALL of them don’t know how to keep there damn legs or mouth closed.most the girls smell like fish and try to use perfume to cover it up. Mr.collins is a walking fucking meatball that needs to get slapped in the face.

Staunton high school is basically a standing fish.

by staunton high school student November 4, 2021

Staunton, Virginia

A town that no one is able to pronounce the name of, unless they live there.
People of the world wide web,
it is pronounced Stanton. Ignore the u. Silent u.
That is all.

1. Downtown Staunton, Virginia is an allright place.

by Paula Lupay December 17, 2010

Staunton

A male with a huge penis and has all the sexy birds coming after him generally found around south Dublin

Look he’s a staunton, what a man

by Getbackbabes April 11, 2021

Staunton

Noun.
1. A small town in Southern Illinois
2. Hell on earth

Jan: Where did you grow up, Sue?
Sue: Hell.
Jan: No, seriously..
Sue: Staunton, IL, aka Hell.

by effSTA January 23, 2009

Staunton High School

A shitty High School located in the shittiest town in Virginia with Second highest meth usage in the country. All the kids who go there are drama whores and stoners, the stoners aren’t that bad but if your a drama whore shut the fuck up sit down and close your legs or put your fucking dick away. You cannot go to this school and not have some sort of mental illness from the lack of empathy received from staff memebers. Collins is a bitch and dosent care a bit about his students.

Staunton high school had another shooting threat yesterday

by ifxckedurmum December 3, 2021

Staunton High School

Staunton high is one of the worst schools in the whole damn world. Half the mfs ghetto asf and all the guys think they gangsters when they are indeed not. Half of the dude don’t know use deodorant so the hallways stink all the time.

Staunton High School is a ghetto ass school

by A student at SHS November 29, 2021