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(Staunion is a marker brand that is a knock off of Sharpie. Has same colors,

format, and font style of Sharpie markers.)
1. Anything fake, or counterfeit.

2. Demeaning term as to mean jerk, douchebag, asshole, queer, f-wad, etc.
1. No way he got those tickets for $15. They're definitely a couple of


2. I can't believe he's going to the ballet instead of the movies tonight. What

a staunion.

Let me have one bite of your sandwich you staunion.

Stop being a staunion, and give me back my mixed tape featuring Party in the

U.S.A. by Miley Cirus.
by narwhal king October 27, 2009
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