Status rape

When you leave your facebook profile logged on and someone unexpectedly leaves a homosexual comment under your status

"Man, all of my family members down in Florida keep congratulating me on coming out of the closet because I was status raped."

by game changer October 27, 2012

Status Rape

When someone constantly updates their status about everything and anything, most of the time something that should be kept in the dark, for example, fights with their love "I thought you were the one yada yada yada.. " etc, or about how much their life sucks. "I wish that I didn't eat this and that, I'm going to go puke now.."
Basically, it's people who want attention.
For more information, search "Attention Whore".

A: Status whore

B: Random friend
C: The smart person

A: I've been hurt, I don't love you anymore (nag, nag, nag...)
B: Omg, what happened?
A: Well.. *blah blah blah I'm so pitiful, everyone give me your attention*
C: Oh shut the hell up, don't status rape.

by Teci October 26, 2009

Status Rape

1.) To physically harm an unwilling and unsuspecting friend's reputation via a joke facebook status. Usually involving derogatory comments and/or slang commonly referring to the male genatalia. Usually done when facebook account is left open or password is acquired by a third party.

John Smith loves *insert male genatalia slang here* in or around his mouth

Wow! Did everyone see John Smith's

status rape?

by Assquatch1 April 21, 2010

Status rape

The act of rape Because of once Social Class

They status rape her Because she As wealthy I mean wealthy wealthy

by 459395 March 5, 2022

raptor status

A high level of intoxication, pretty much black-out drunk, that you hold your arms and posture like a raptor and make groans and grunts.

Uh-oh! Billy is raptor status.

by tanningsalon May 18, 2011

rapper status

To be a baller. Having chains and money out the ass. Reppin your hood, going hard, and making paper. Any type of hustle can bring you to rapper status.

That dude is straight rapper status.

by KnifeS757 May 3, 2009

Statue-tory rape

Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!

by joe b hall July 24, 2009