Definitions by tanningsalon

mud cunt 

fucking doggystyle in the butt while a girl is constipated, then guy pulls out and girl's shit drips all over her pussy (twat), then he starts banging in her vagina and there you go... mudcunt!

1.)Cherrios said, "what's up with that chic from last night?"
Raisan Bran replied, "i gave her the mud cunt."

2.)Cassandra painted a picture of mud cunt...

mud cunt by tanningsalon July 8, 2011

raptor status 

A high level of intoxication, pretty much black-out drunk, that you hold your arms and posture like a raptor and make groans and grunts.

Uh-oh! Billy is raptor status.

raptor status by tanningsalon May 18, 2011