Stati

The plural form for Facebook status updates.

'I think they're taking this bro-fight too far.'

'Agreed. I didn't realize their stati weren't joking until they got into a legit fight last night.'

by No.Scurvy September 26, 2009

stati

-noun
pl. of status. similar to fungi (pl. of fungus) and hippopotami (pl. of hippopotamus).

dude: fat kid & mo, what's your stati?

fat kid & mo: we doin' stuff.

by Sally P. January 27, 2011

stati

The accepted plural form of the word status on Facebook.

A: What are you doing at that computer all this time?
B: Just updating some clever stati on Facebook

by one4jmu July 11, 2010

Stati

Lots of different random statuses in social networking sites such as Facebook by friends who never make much sense but make you laugh anyway

Oh have you seen Bing's wall today? Loads of random Stati as usual!

by Rosy Darling September 20, 2012

Statis

The term used for when facebook users put an "is" before their status even if it's grammatically incorrect or makes no sense whatsoever.

Example of a Statis:

Jason's is HAD SO MUCH FUN AT SARAH'S BDAY JAM!

Kendra is my new snowboard is sweett!!!

Jamal is OMG

by Tixter108 April 5, 2009

stati

The plural of status.

Hey Bill how many Stati can this Project have?

by Glenn Powell April 5, 2006

pimp statis

One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.

Damn, did you see Shawn at the club last night?! That kid has pimp statis.

by Shawn April 12, 2004