static

electric charge that is built up .

i rubbed my balls so much last night the static i built up lit my car on fire

by op March 10, 2004

statics

A beginning class for most civil and mechanical engineers. 1 of the basic mechanics class in your engineer career. It can be easy or hard depending on who your instructor is.

CEE270 Statics, Prereq: C(not C-) in Physics 170.

by K3D September 19, 2007

Static

Paranoid behavior around police or any other authority.

Don't act static or the fuzz'll stick.

by Allie-swan August 18, 2008

static

To cause tension, or strife during any situation. Typically commited by people who have a bad vibe.

Don't allow your girlfriend to cause static when you're trying to get wasted with your friends.

by boelkstoff August 14, 2003

static

a static character in a book, tv show, movie, etc. is a character that does not undergo change. antonym: dynamic

most major characters are not static

by b.s. June 8, 2004

static

In cooperative online games, static refers to a group of players that regularly play together--usually on a set schedule. This is different from a guild or alliance as the group is smaller usually no more than five.

1) I don't have time. I have to group with my static in five minutes.
2) We work well together, we should make a static.

by Crosus June 25, 2018

Static

Like attitude, or backtalk. Also, resistance or reluctance. Can be used as a verb or noun.

"Hey man, come over here now!"
"No! Just try and make me!"
"Shut up! Don't give me static, man, and get over here."

by Mollye September 16, 2005