Tucson strangler

When she choke holds you from the back seat of your car while jerking you off.

I thought I was getting car jacked, but then she pulled a Tucson strangler

by Whyareyousofuckingweird May 15, 2018

The Swatman Strangler

The process of masturbation where one ties some string around one's testicles and foot and then kicking one's leg repeatedly.

Tom celebrated the release of Chris De Burgh's new album by performing the swatman strangler on himself.

by Ginger Danish March 14, 2011

Strangle

Choke by putting hands or something else around the neck.

Strangle my mother and I'll spray your brains all over that wall.

by Rohan November 16, 2003

Hillside Strangler

Slang term for the westernmost interchange on the Eisenhower Expressway (I-290) in Chicago. Three lanes of Interstate 290 narrow to two and three lanes of Interstate 88 narrow to one, to form three lanes of the Eisenhower. The "strangling" effect of merging two three-lane freeways into one three-lane freeway often creates huge traffic jams, thus its notoriety as the "hillside strangler."

There was no traffic at all, 'cept for the usual backup at the hillside strangler.

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Seatbelt Strangle

A seatbelt strangle is when your seatbelt decides not to let you free, and every time you try and move so it loosens, it only gets tighter. Ususally this occurs when you try and loosen the seatbelt aaalll the way, to the point where it wont go any farther-the belt will slide back into place, and suddenly you find that you wont be able to lean forward. Because of this trapped feeling, you start to panic and hyperventilate and soon need the help of another to unbuckle you, and save you from the Seatbelt Strangle hold.

Afterward you are ususally exhilarated and happy that you defeated an inanimate object and escaped the clutches of teh Seatbelt Strangle.

passenger: (pulls seatbelt to full extent) AhHHHHH!!! help! The seatbelt has got me! i cant move!!!
passenger 2: I'll save you!
passenger 1: AAAHHHH!! quick, i cant breath!
Passenger 2: (unbuckles belt)
passenger 1: thanks man, you totally saved my life.
Passenger 2: yeah, that was one heavy-duty seatbelt strangle you were in.

by TherealWaldo May 27, 2009

frog strangler

noun, an exceedingly large rain storm, a torrential downpour, greater than simply "raining cats and dogs," a rain event marked by even adept amphibians drowning.

Were you in New Orleans for that frog strangler that hit last year?

by Paul Burnham February 7, 2007

stranglebation

the act of masturbating while cutting off air suppy to one's neck by means of a foreign object such as a cord or bathrobe tie.

i came so hard while stranglebating yesterday, i almost passed out!

by emily walford February 14, 2005