staridoodoo

often found in its wild habitat: school water fountains. the organism is the result of a cross between a prehistoric chunk of a star and a regular piece of doodoo. rumour has it that biology students often study this organism by picking it right off the water fountain.

Student 1: yo what organism are you gonna present for the science project?
Student 2: i'll just pick off some staridoodoo from the fountain

by smexy mar March 1, 2021

starcraft

The national sport for South Korea.

Mom: Come out for your dinner!
Child: (Slams door and continues playing starcraft)

by somewhere in asia October 7, 2006

staircase wit

thinking of the right answer too late; the perfect, usually piercing, riposte that you conceive only when replaying a verbal exchange later in your head

from the French l'esprit d'escalier, the witty repartee you thought of as you're going downstairs to leave

My coworker Ann had taken to calling me "Markus", which I hate. I told her I hated it, and her response was,"It's a term of affection."

I muttered something like "Well it's not".

What I SHOULD have said:
Considering her name, "OK, to cement this 'affectionate' relationship, I'll call you An(n)us."

by Mandingoe July 14, 2004

Starched

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.

fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.

by TheJDH November 7, 2016

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

Starcrunch

The act of biting the anus of another; intimate partner or otherwise

"She was licking my gooch which was cool but then she gave me a starcrunch! That shit hurt yo."

by Malavio June 7, 2018

Shit staircase

When a group of people shits in the toilet, but decides not to flush, thus creating a shit staircase to the rim of the toilet

Cleaner1 "Those students are filthy bastards"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"

by dirtydom February 20, 2010