Stargazer

One who observes, looks for, gawks, or even tries to interact with a celebrity.

100% TRUE STORY: After trying repeatedly to semi-successfully engage in conversation with Frances Fisher (former lover of Clint Eastwood) at Whole Foods Market in Hollywood, a stargazer knew her label ... when Ms. Fisher said loudly, winking, to the cashier as the "stargazer" followed her in line: "What kind of lily is that (pointing to a bunch of lilies for sale at the register)?" The cashier loudly said in reply, winking back Ms. Fisher, while looking at the "stargazer" gawker ...

"It's a Stargazer."

She knew then, that she had overstepped her boundaries with the celebrity, and was a true Stargazer.

by Candycasa January 30, 2010

Stargazer

Shipper of the Harry Potter ship WolfStar (Remus/Sirius)

I love Remus and Sirius together, I'm a complete stargazer.

by SiriusScruffy September 22, 2012

Stargazing

what you do when youre high with a bunch of friends. sand up spin aroung 15 times and then someone shines a flashlight right in yur face and you loose contol of your body.

tim: hey john, after that bowl do you wanna go stargazing?
john: OKAY!

by MEGA$EX October 4, 2008

Stargazing

Slang term for having sex

Friend 1: hey how was your date this weekend?
Friend 2: it was soooooo good! We went stargazing ALL NIGHT!!!

by notyouraveragejo April 7, 2021

Stargazing

Gazing into the twinkle of another man’s eyes as he fills you with his load

I was out stargazing with Aakash in the yard last night, was magical.

by o0strokes0o November 14, 2018

Stargaze

A music genre combining shoegaze and industrial rock , with elements of Sci-fi. Name stems originally from the surreal imagery, electronic drums, and cascading distorted guitars. The term was first coined by podcaster Brandon Irvine to describe the midwestern shoegaze scene. Notable stargaze bands include Deadlight Holiday, Komedy, and Something! Abstract!.

"That Stargaze band last night was crazy!"

by Lacroixlight July 8, 2020

STARGAZER

An obscure early JRPG for the NES only released in Japan. It is infamous for how absolutely atrocious it is, having incomprehensible spiriting, bad art, invisible towns, random warp tiles that bring you back to the beginning of the game, an insane number of bugs, huge balancing issues, terrible UI, starting back at Lv0 every time you load a save, allowing you to get completely stuck and soft locked if you didn't bring enough keys, etc. It is often regarded in japan as the "legendary shitty game" which is quite the accomplishment. Regardless, a massive patch/ROM Hack exists for the NES version that fixes the bugs and graphics so the game is actually playable, (it's still bad though) and a full remake made in RPG Maker XP also exists. No English translation of either the NES or RPG Maker version has ever been made due to the game's obscurity.

Guy 1: "Dragon Warrior II is by far the worst JRPG on the NES."
Guy 2: "Nah fam, STARGAZER is far, FAR worse."
Guy 1: "WTF is a STARGAZER?"

by KrimsonKatt January 13, 2022