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Staples

Staples is a large corporation that sells office supplies, furniture and overpriced computer hardware. Staples is characterized by its huge red buildings and how it kills off all the small supply stores in the area. Working for Staples is like getting your soul ripped out because everday you will probably want to kill yourself.
by Staples Employee July 15, 2008
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Staple

A song that is frequently played at concerts by a band due to it's popularity.
The song "Hysteria" has become a staple for the band "Muse"
by boredpersonnnn January 28, 2011
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Staples

The ammo used in the short range weapon found in offices known as the Stapler.
"I need to load my stapler with the staples so I can attack the tango"- A kid who pretends to be in S.A.S.
by GatMFR September 9, 2015
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stapled

To "get stapled": Being a dumbass and trying to bench press more weight, or do more repetitions, than one is capable of without a spotter. Often caused by the presence of an attractive woman in the weight room coupled with a foolish ego. When large plates are on the bar and it lies across the chest of the weenie under it, it appears as though the barbell is literally a staple, immobilizing said weenie.
Look bro, that skinny little asshat got stapled trying to bench his own weight. Let's go punch him in the nads while he can't do anything about it, and then roll the bar over his neck... and then go do some roids... again.
by Eugence March 19, 2006
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Stapling

When you're eating out a person of the same sex, missionary style.... Making it look like a stapler, stapling paper.
Taylor: Matt stapling is not a thing...

Matt: Well it is now. did you see that chick stapling her partner?
by Scissoring is a thing April 4, 2016
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staple

Term used in card games that signifies a card that everybody runs in every single deck.
That card is a staple in all of my decks.
by Cds February 18, 2003
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staple

Yeah I took her home and stapled her to the wall.
by jeff March 21, 2004
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