Stapler

From the movie "Office Space". Milton's prized Swingline. He obsessed about it and the possibility that management may take it.
Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise

"Stapler..um my..my.. stapler."; As I was walking by Michelle's cube, she snapped and got all "stapler" on me.

by DA MAAAN! September 28, 2004

Stapler

An internet meme meaning you are procrastinating on finishing a report, essay or any other written document that should be stapled.

"Hey John, are you done with your homework? The stapler will know."

by xsed, February 23, 2013

Stapler

A cute down to earth girl who will click with you like a stapler clicks things together

Dude shes such good stapler material.

by RoseOfHola July 27, 2010

Stapler

When two men connect their foreskins together via a piercing.

Still a little sore last night when Justin started tugging while we were doing a stapler.

by Stormro April 3, 2015

Stapler

Used to describe the shape your hand makes pleasuring a women. Fingers and thumbs in anus and vagina.

She squirted last night after I used the stapler.

by Ottcan April 14, 2022

Stapler

Jason Grace's love interest, competing with the brick for Jason's everlasting love - the most epic love triangle of all time

1: Jason x Stapler is my OTP!!
2: Stfu, he belongs with the brick!!!
1: NOOOO JASON X STAPLER!
2: BRASON!
1: STAPLER!!
3: Percy Jackson is such a gEnERiC, nORmAL fandom

by maytemei12 January 27, 2021

Stapler

A tool to break your fingers with

I broke my finger with a stapler

by Shrek the Justin March 26, 2023