Stapler

A tool used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look unsuspicious, many children will use it to connect papers together. A sure way to annoy your teacher

Earlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal staples shot into the teacher's back from staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.

by HalloweenShadow September 23, 2005

dick stapler

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum

Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

stapler

a short range office weapon

if your boss comes in to your office and you have your stapler....

by apoi December 19, 2009

My Love is A Stapler

Japanese: Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss

A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.

Person 1: That guitar riff in My Love Is A Stapler is neat, right?
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....

by DarkIceDragon April 6, 2013

stapler

clingy bitches at woodport

this stapler (steph) wouldnt leave me alone when i getting crunk at woodport

by Jason Attard1 November 7, 2012

Hit Staller

One who stalls (waits) with loaded paraphernalia in hand during a smoke circle or a clan-bake. This person is often ridiculed and yelled at, but prolongs the experience. More than one hit staller in any sized circle is usually cast out.

Jimmy- "(cough cough) Yo, here you go, hit that shit.
Hit Staller- "Did you ever think that we as humans are just animals"
Jimmy- "Kind of, maybe a little"
Hit Staller- "I mean look at our hands and legs"
Jimmy- "Yeah I see it now"

Hit Staller- "Have you ever seen the movie Gladiator?"
Jimmy- "Wait...What the FUCK are you talking about! TAKE YOUR FUCKING HIT!

by smokestalla August 2, 2009

red swingline stapler

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.

After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"

by brahm2 September 27, 2003