Calgary Stampede

The Greatest Outdoor Show on earth!
Takes place in Calgary, Alberta, Canada in the month of July.
It's 10 straight days of rodeo, mini donuts, country music, rides, and the occasional beer!
YAHOOOOO!

"You know that the Calgary Stampede's in town when on every city block, at least 1 person is wearing a cowboy hat"

"Time to get your cowboy on!"

by Wakka July 22, 2006

Vash The Stampede

Vash is the greatest plant there ever was. Don't ever take away Trigun.......
or else.

by Josh the Stampede October 22, 2003

Stampede Variant

Stampede Variant: A brand new variant of Covid-19. Normally passed amongst the unvaccinated at the spread neck events at the “greatest outdoor show on Earth”

See also: STIs spread during said show in non-Covid times

Friend 1: you haven’t stopped coughing since the rodeo

Friend 2: I’m not going for a test, I don’t think I’ve caught the Stampede Variant.

by kopking July 25, 2021

pussy stampede

a large gathering of females walking together or at one place.

up where I used to live in the boondocks, there was this lake where we used to see so damn many pussy stampedes.

by J Kennedy ghost September 5, 2010

stampede

You tuck you arms inside of your long sleeve shirt, pull your penis out of your pants, and then run. Your sleeves flap like elephant ears, and your penis is the trunk.

Those people were staring at your cock when we stampeded out of the restaurant

by michael cosby February 16, 2008

king stampede

urban clothing label droppin hot gear from the NYC

A: That shirt is fresh, whered you cop that?
B:Its that new King Stampede joint.
A: Word, that shit is dope

by King Art September 11, 2006

Hooker Stampede

When going to a dark and shifty area to pick up a whore, you're car is bombarded with a group of frenzied prostitutes from all around the area that are all competing (Most likely violently) to get your attention by jumping on the hood of your car or flashing you etc. in the hopes that you will pick them so they can make a quick buck.

I was driving over here and when i stopped at the red light on the corner of 5th street my car got like 6 dents from a hooker stampede.

by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009