stastick

the act of pulling apart your buttcheeks and laying a steamy pile of poop on a womans bellybutton while peeing on her face

i totally gave that girl a stastick

by tommy salami baby May 18, 2010

Uncle Sticksticko

That one uncle you have that fucks EVERYONE.

Yo Demo, why are girls always up on you like my Uncle Sticksticko?

by stoopidhead March 6, 2009

stank stick

a foul smelling groin area. in need of a shower. a smelly penis.

see also: off muff

i was going to give him head, but he had stank stick so i retreated.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

shankstick

A person who is annoying 99.99% of the time and causes the world to crash all around him or her.

Thanks alot for screwing up my day you fuckin' shankstick.

by James R January 21, 2004

Sandstick

A camel's penis. It is rather large and used to describe douchebags.

Dude that fag can go suck a huge sandstick. cough cough Nick.

by Cameraman6999 December 1, 2010

Stank Stick

When someone farts/ passes gas on your penis.

Ewww, this chick farted on my dick when she was sleep and gave me a stank stick!!!

by Goodlawd April 20, 2011

Stank stick

A person who goes around stirring up trouble and discord for no apparent reason, even when it is actively working against their own self interests; a relentless gossip determined to spread their own rumours, lies, speculations, and anything else they can get their hands on just to upset and agitate others; a one-person propaganda machine with no overarching aims or intentions beyond immediately creating drama and confusion.

Lee told Mary that he heard her ex-boyfriend just got divorced and figures that her ex-boyfriend really wants Mary back, and that’s why he told a few friends and specifically said not to tell Mary; now Mary is stalking her ex on social media because she’s obsessed with getting him back. Lee is a pathetic stank stick, because he did it all just to see Mary get upset and cause trouble for herself and others.

by FroodyHoop March 22, 2023