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statuatory ape

hey dawg, that shit is totally 100% alabama statuatory ape!

dude, i got that statuatory ape all over my taco.
by bucnasty. April 29, 2010
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Standafor Diamond

A cum guzzling socially retarded Sissy with pea sized balls who uses a fake profile name and photo so he can talk shit on social media.
Hey Matt, did you see what a Standafor Diamond Mike is? He uses an anime picture to talk shit! What a Pussy!
by Lip splitter July 7, 2019
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Statuatory Dap

The unconsentual dapping of a minor
"That guy that moved in next door was charged with Statuatory Dap last year"
''Oh geez what a maniac"
by Golden Handles445 May 23, 2022
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keg standary

The standards of holding a person above a keg for a proper keg stand.

1. Person should be upright face down with support from front and back of their body.
"That guy fell over because there was no keg standary to support him."
by Endestria October 16, 2013
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