foot face doggy style

When a man stands on his partners face with either his left or right foot while riding her in doggy style. It takes a certain amount of flexibility and balance, but definetely one to brag about.

Yeah I nearly had my toe up her nose while I rode her foot face doggy style

by Mr 10 x Pinkies January 3, 2011

Face The Stage

American Rapper born May 5th 1988, Dallas Texas

Have you heard of "Face The Stage"? His music is dope!

by Face The Stage October 1, 2020

Face Tits Ass Scale

The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.

Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?

Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?

Friend: No?

Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.

Friend: That's unfortunate.

by Huntiar February 13, 2019

Face-to-foot style

A highly advanced form of martial arts where opponents are defeated by being repeatedly hit in their foots with one's face.

Person 1: *Kicks person 2 right in the face*

Person 2: How do you like my Face-to-Foot style?

Person 3: Just ignore him, we trained him all wrong on purpose as a joke.

by DigestedAlive October 11, 2022

stace-faced

A term used as an alternative to shit faced to indicate someone who is sober, but still appears to be shit faced in photos. Can be used to describe a person who is incapable of taking a flattering picture, or who always poses awkwardly in photos.

While looking at pictures:
"You look totally stace-faced in that picture"
"Yeah, and I wasn't even drinking..."

by staceface2006 December 31, 2009

staleface

to stare at blankly but in a bitchy way. kinda like the evil eye but not quite,people tend to get pissed or annoyed when you do it though. Its very effective

Jen: Ur so ugly! haha!
Kathy: Was That sposta b a joke?...
Jen: Yeah...kinda
Kathy: *staleface*
Jen: Wow ur a bitch...*walks away*

by HaveNoFearStalefacingHoeIsHere April 7, 2010

stalefate

being in a situation where no matter what you do, you cannot avoid harsh consequences.

If I tell my parents, I'll be grounded for eternity. If I don't, they'll eventually find out and then ground me for eternity. Either way, I'm in a stalefate.

by brach95 February 22, 2011