Stairs

Term given to individuals who fail in some sort of task, whereby the failed person would theoretically have to leave the room (to go 'upstairs').

Usually used in instances involving fun festivities underway in the front room, such as PS3, XBox or other metal box of giggles, where fail victim must leave the presence of the untainted, for he is not worthy.

A recent phenomena, 'stairs' has often been linked with the older, more-established phrase 'Taxi for ____'
Can't believe I beat him with just 1 star Grimsby!

Stairs for Lee.
by Fodman February 19, 2011
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Stairs

Used to induce fear to an OMORI fan. Please do not say stairs in front of an OMORI fan without a reason.
Person 1: *winning an argument*
Person 2: Stairs.
Person 1: NOOOOO STOP STOP STOP
by Jeramuse February 04, 2023
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Stairs

A tool invented to get rid of clingy women.
When we got done i pushed her down the stairs on the way out so she knew this wasn't a relationship.
by Kkatie October 31, 2013
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avetard stairs

The stairs that take you to the second floor of The Ave. This shit is basically a fucking storage room because an avetard just throws his shit anywhere he wants and just leaves it there. There is absolutely no room to go up the fucking stairs and you might as well play hopscotch or leapfrog on the stairs because you need to be jumping all over the place to avoid all the shit on the avetard stairs to get upstairs.
One of the avetards called me upstairs but when I went to climb up the avetard stairs, there was absolutely no room for me to put my foot down so I felt like a fucking monkey trying to jump over everything to get up.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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Apple Stairs

Fuck bruh I just broke my 200 dollar Macbook when I fell off the Apple Stairs‼️
by Zesteas October 16, 2021
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stair-banging

An act described as a rough humping on a flight of stairs.
In "A History of Violence" Viggo Mortensen got some hot steamy stair-banging.
by BRizzau May 12, 2006
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Stair kids

Kids that are very weird and immature. They have a strange attraction to sets of stairs. They hang out there all the time.
Person 1: Bro who are those kids hanging out at the stairs?

Person 2: Stair kids bro

Person 1: WTF is that one doing?

Person 2: Looks like he's hanging upside down from the stair railing.

Person 1: Let's leave. These stair kids are creeping me out.
by D-R3K February 07, 2009
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