A man only attracted to a feminine physique and appearance, penis or no penis. (e.g. If you are aroused by a feminine body with a dick, but not a masculine body, then you're Alt-Straight. People who are attracted to a masculine and feminine body are bisexual, not Alt-Straight. )
A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.
A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.
"I like my women to have a dick, I'm Alt-Straight."
"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."
"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."
"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."
"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."
"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."
"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."
"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."
"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."
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The act of revenge or to take back what’s been claimed.
The act of revenge or to take back what’s been claimed.
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I punched you in the throat because you elbowed my girlfriend in the face on the dance floor and not because your gay, you fucking "straightophobe" asshole.
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