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siti is nice and kind one she was pretty and good but she like to be alone and pretty shy.But remember once you know he you will love to be her friend.
by @minelive.gmail.com December 28, 2017
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shitillion

An inexact but mind-blowingly large number, somewhere between a centillion and a googolplex. If every atom in the observable universe were replaced by a universe the size of the observable universe, and then every atom in the resulting universe were replaced by a universe the size of the observable universe, the number of atoms in that resulting universe would be dwarfed by a shitillion. Not a term to be used lightly.
I could list a shitillion reasons why I haven't seen the Battlefield Earth movie.
by Honky '98 February 27, 2012
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Shitification

the act of shitify

the act of turning something ugly
The shitification of that house is destroying the neighborhood.

The paint job and body modification was a shitification of a classic mustang.
by Bren36 August 28, 2009
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sal tlay ka siti

"Salt Lake City" (a city in the American state of Utah) as humorously pronounced by the Ugandan character Nabulungi in Trey Parker and Matt Stone's Broadway musical The Book of Mormon.
Sal Tlay Ka Siti/The most perfect place on Earth/Where flies don’t bite your eyeballs/and human life has worth/It isn’t a place of fairy tales, it’s as real as it can be/A land where evil doesn’t exist/Sal Tlay Ka Siti.
by Vennn July 25, 2011
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shitimage

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.
"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."
by nachismo September 11, 2013
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The Shitis

The gastrointestinal distress felt as a consequence of eating at the cultural phenomenon known as Denny's. A combination of The Itis and The Shits, Shitis takes effect the instant the Denny's waitress brings your check. Early symptoms include nausea, bloating, lethargy and a sense of extreme drowsiness.

In the later stages, those affected will experience bloating, smelly gas, and explosive greasy leakage from the anus, too horrible to be considered an average case of diarrhea.

The only effective treatment for The Shitis is to build up a tolerance for food considered unsafe for human consumption. This can be accomplished by regularly consuming Fried Cheese Melts at Denny's topped with bacon, and a side of fries.
I was about to get some after taking my girl out to Denny's, but I developed The Shitis during foreplay and made a mess. At least it was in her bed and not mine.
by Dark Chocolate V2 March 18, 2013
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siti hajar

She is the most beautiful and amazing woman you will ever see in your life. She's smart,attractive,kind and will makes your life complete if you get her
Bro 1:hey man,I met this girl

yesterday,she's

smart,attractive,kind and so

on,I think I'm in love with her.

Bro 2:well,it's seems that you have met

siti hajar,lucky you.
by banksy 10 February 10, 2014
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