squirtfriend

a friend, can’t be a lover of yours. Has to be a friend. Squirtfriend is a friend who helps you reach an orgasm.

We are not partners, there is nothing romantic going on between us, but my friend helps me reach an orgasm when i need it. If you have a legal squirtfriend, it is not considered cheating in a relationship.

by Ugabaguba February 17, 2023

squirfect

Something so perfect it's squirt worthy

That shag carpet is squirfect

by Ninety one got me like November 29, 2014

squiffle

To leave less than a full portion of something in a misguided effort to be polite.

Sometimes this is an attempt to avoid guilt for consuming the last portion. Most commonly used in reference to food, but can be used with supplies and materials.

"My sister squiffled the cookies."
(She left just one in the package, rather than simply finishing the package.)

by Brian Sago July 8, 2004

Jackin Squiff

A slang term reffering to the act of sexual intercourse. Or the act of hijacking vagina.

"Dude, you smell like ass, have you been jackin squiff"?

by J Langley November 23, 2006

squirf

1. a combination of when a woman squirts and queefs.

2. a term used to convey exuberance and excitement.

3. utilized in a sentence to fill in for a word

Man, my girl squirfed on me while we made love last night.

Theo Ycoy, told me he squirfed when he found out the Raiders drafted Terrelle Pryor.

Squirf you chump!

Aye, that dope chick in chemistry said she likes you.

Oh, SQUIRF?!

by Jimmy Stiff August 26, 2011

squirmfest

The most disgusting/vile/sickening movie ever made. Don't watch it.

Kevin: Do you have some scary movie recommendation like Get Out or Slender Man?
Ryan: Have you seen squirmfest?
Kevin: No, what is it?
Ryan: Don't worry you'll love it.

by BlueKlein May 3, 2021

Squiffy

A mild alcoholic buzz

She was a bit squiffy after a couple of beers.

by Ms. Maybe October 12, 2008