squaffle

The bodily excretions formed due to heat, between the thighs of an extremly overweight person.

1. Can you smell the squaffle on that! (as the desciber points to an extremly obese person).
2. That person is a squaffler.
3. Squaffleitis. The medical condition that causes squaffle.

by Music Talks August 13, 2007

Squiffler

A person who makes drugs

Tell the Squiffler to make me a batch.

by Druggman October 4, 2015

Squiffler

Someone who has taken part in a particularly dirty, whorish, shameful, bad, dissapointing, or crude sexual act; one which is too embarrasing to describe with normal phrases.

eww...she's a proper squiffler mate, don't go there!

by woody1000 May 28, 2011

squiffle

The combined act of shuffling over and squishing together to make room for someone to sit down.

"If you squiffle a bit I'm sure we can fit four on the sofa."

by Jamedeme July 30, 2008

squaffle

A Street version of Ping Pong where four or more players compete for combo points. Usually has two net players per team and 1 back player. Combo's are scored by best tricks and combo's.

Squaffle at Radders house?

by aliw May 23, 2007

squaffle

A mix between a squabble and a quarrel.

Janine and Tim had a squffle about the pancake syrup.

by Daniel September 10, 2004

squaffle

A cross between a squirrel and a waffle. They show symptoms of rabies, and stalk people with a gaint fork if one steals their marshmellows. When mixed with sulferic dioxide, they tend to explode. These buggers were first discovered by crazy arse art students, after sightings of the swopher.

Dude, you better watch out, or I'll set my squaffle minions on you.

by Hibyrd June 4, 2005