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Squidward's Nose 

When your man has a Squidward nose it means his dick is small but fat and flappy
I fucked my man last night he had such a Squidward's Nose it couldn't fit in my hole and didn't penetrate

Squidward’s Window

n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.
“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”

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a man who has many names and is the ultimate insult.
man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.

squidward sex position 

When you put your balls on another's face and penis down their nose. Simulating squidward, from spongebob.
Me and Sally did the squidward sex position last night.

Squidward Style 

Having sex while only wearing a T-Shirt.
John: “Did you hook up with Kim yesterday?”
Chris: “Yeah I ended up fucking her squidward style.”
Squidward Style by $aintNick January 12, 2019

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