squidly diddly

A form of masturbation where the person takes a squid and removes its innards and masturbates within its empty husk until said person reaches climax.

Dude, I just squidly diddlied.

Hey man, do you have any squid so I can squidly diddly later?

by hgani January 4, 2011

Squidly

Squidly is a word used to describe a person or feeling that/who is awkward, weird, or creepy

Person 1: What a Squidly person
Person 2: I know right, they're so awkward and creepy

by Bananackoroxgraoesplatecompute February 4, 2018

Squidlyspooch

A sexual act in which each partner deficates violently on each other while a close-pin is attached to their genitals.

“Yo man, have you and your girl tried to squidlyspooch?”

by Sir Smartsalot February 18, 2021

squidles

The currency of a certain third world village known as crawley down

I can pay for these pigs livers with the squidles i got for being a rent boy!

by leggbox November 20, 2006

squidlydiddly

short arse and bad tempered Zulu. don't mess with him because he will mess you up. in reality he will just fall over and shout about the vile

" Squidlydiddly you lil raspberry!"
"Squids an alcoholic!"

by tescowanker April 13, 2017

Squidly darn fuck

Advanced what the fuck to a exponential degree

What in the squidly darn fuck enterchangable with squon diddly darn fuck

by Veldrexin September 22, 2021

squidlydidly

A navy man that gets his didly taken care of

That petty officer told me that his hooker girlfriend had said to him “Hay” you squidlydidly can I take your didly out to play

by Gonzoedup November 30, 2023