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Squelching 

To squeeze one’s testicles with lots of pressure while masturbating
I need to get my daily squelching in.
Squelching by Soap_gooner May 15, 2024

Squelching 

The act of cutting your own penis off while ejaculating and then subsequently eating it as if it was a twinkie.
The elder sigma was reaching the end of his days, so he decided to give squelching a go.
Squelching by OogaBoogaMan99 June 5, 2024

Squelching 

Squelching is the act of peeing and gooning (nutting) at the same time; applies to boys and girls
I’m squelching so hard right now
Squelching by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025

Squelching 

The act of going to your moms funeral and shitting on the casket then smearing the shit on her face.
“Bro someone went and Squelching all over my moms casket”
Sorry dude I was drunk

Squelching pig 

When you find the fattest chick in the bar, and take her home to dick her down. As you proceed to take off her parachute panties, you shove a apple in her mouth. And then proceed to slap her belly, over and over again. As you do this she will start to squelch. At which point you start screaming “ hear little piggy” as she tries to pull away.
“Broooooo, I need more apples man”. “ the squelching pig is getting to expensive”.
Squelching pig by Daddydamon94 November 10, 2019

squelching [squelch] [squelched] 

Cumming in sum1s ear will result in them having been squelched and to do this to sum1 is called squelching