Squelch

A group of five or more douchebags

Are there enough of those annoying pricks to constitute a squelch?

by SafetySquints February 11, 2023

Squelch-on

The female equivalent of an "hard-on" (erection).

"Oi mate, she's got a massive squelch-on for you"

by Whorehay 365 August 16, 2017

Squelch

The sound that occurs when the monster cock gets pulled out of an asshole

wow i heard some major squelch from you then benjamin!

by bensreallyafag August 5, 2008

squelch

A popular sound in yaoi or gay anime/manga. It's most likely the sound of a character climaxing when being fingered another character. It can also be replaced with *splurge*or *splooge* and will also most likely me surrounded by a "*"

*one anime boy getting fingered by another*
Boy 1: I'm about to cum!
*squelch*

by TheGoldenShortman October 4, 2020

Squelch

1.n. A name for orgasmic fluids.

2.v. To squirt orgasmic fluids.

1. "Ewwww get your squelch off the blanket."

2. "Ooohhh squelch on me!"

by manamesfitz June 3, 2011

squelch

When a girl is on her period and all of the sudden she can feel this flow of juices (blood). It is normally silent but it is the most disgusting feeling in the world. Every girl who bleeds knows what this feeling is. No freaking joke.

Va: *squelch* ew. i just squelched.

Gina: thats sick. please say excuse me.

Va: no way, you turkey. you squelched on my FACE last weekend. YOU say excuse me! pervert.

by Billy Goater May 26, 2006

Squelch

The noise you will hear when you step over a VERY dead body.

"WOAH did you hear that squelch right there by victim numero cinco"

by yamum678 January 10, 2021