squelch 

When a girl is on her period and all of the sudden she can feel this flow of juices (blood). It is normally silent but it is the most disgusting feeling in the world. Every girl who bleeds knows what this feeling is. No freaking joke.

Va: *squelch* ew. i just squelched.

Gina: thats sick. please say excuse me.

Va: no way, you turkey. you squelched on my FACE last weekend. YOU say excuse me! pervert.

squelch by Billy Goater May 26, 2006

Squelch 

The noise you will hear when you step over a VERY dead body.

"WOAH did you hear that squelch right there by victim numero cinco"

Squelch by yamum678 January 10, 2021

Squelch 

A fart that vibrates forward through the vagina lips and out.

That squelch really tickled my pussy.

Squelch by squelch queen January 23, 2010

Squelch 

When a female coughs or sneezes and cum comes out of her vagina.

She coughed so hard that she squelched

Squelch by hurricanekarina September 28, 2014

squelch 

Polite euphemism for a shit

That was a damned good squelch.

squelch by ud40 February 23, 2005

squelch 

the gross noise something makes when you squeeze it.

AH! did you hear it squelch! man, that was sick.

squelch by marzy March 14, 2004

Squelch 

The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.

"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."

Squelch by ColtPython June 20, 2009