squeeze 

To compress something

Imma squeeze your neck till u turn purple and stop moving foo!

squeeze by Moggy006 June 14, 2004

squeeze 

to fire a weapon, specifically a handgun

"Some shit pops off we squeeze each one they gonna think it's machine guns" - Eminem

squeeze by Langr December 30, 2005

squeeze 

To hit on someone, often someone who's a few years younger than you are.

Don't squeeze the WOWies!

He put the sqeeze on and I was helpless to resist.

squeeze by Anonymous October 16, 2001

squeeze 

nitrous oxide injection into an automotive engine manifold for the purpose of increased horsepower.

He's got a two litre with squeeze.

squeeze by Anonymous October 24, 2003

squeeze 

to stroke the male genitalia while firmly grasping the shaft and hand-thrusting up and down repetitively until the squirt

David: Lemme see yo left hand
Tyler: I can't, I can't show you
David: Oh, you SQUEEZED tuh-day! Didn't chu

squeeze by rebackt8 November 30, 2014

Squeeze 

To bind something or someone until it croaks.

Heh heh heh! I'm going to squeeze your body until you suffocate! Why? BECAUSE I'M EVIL! MWA HA HA HA!

Guy1:Evil or insane?
Me:I heard that!

Squeeze by Bone July 22, 2004

Squeeze 

noun. (Shorten version of the word Dick Squeeze) a male who is generally unpleasant to be around because he constantly tries to prove superiority through random acts of stupidity.

Donnie: Dude, Dave just face-pushed Nathan in the pool with all his clothes on

Matt: God, Dave is such a squeeze.

Squeeze by mashot24 July 30, 2011