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bush squared

You take one cooch and another cooch and you rub them together, what is there not to get?
Mike couldn't convince Lauren to go for the bush squared, but it was a valiant effort.
by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007
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Fuck-All Squared

"How's the job search going? Found anything?" "Only fuck-all squared so far."
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
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SQUARed

Feeling like you're stuck inside a box.
I feel like I'm squared and can't follow my dreams.
by SomeRandomAssName March 7, 2017
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Meredith Squared

Meredith Squared is the name of a cult consisting of only two women named Meredith. The reason for the cult being so small is because of the requirement to have an overwhelming obsession with what some people might describe as "disgusting bodily functions." In other words, feces, and other things of that nature. Other practices of this cult include being very promiscuous in their personal lives, and comparing breast firmness with other women. While these two women think that they run the town, they are actually the laughing stock of the world, and most people hate these self-proclaimed "douche bitches." To make matters worse for this dynamic duo, one of the Merediths is a ginger, while the other one is just a tall awkward freak. You would recognize Meredith Squared on the street if you saw them. Just look for two sexy girls (one a ginger) that look like twins, even though they have a staggering height difference. If you are ever to encounter Meredith Squared, please, for the love of God, run the other way. Do NOT look into their eyes or else you will not be able to resist their trap of seduction. Other things you should know about Meredith Squared is that they are always pretending to be famous celebrities even though they look nothing like them, they love LOLcats, and that they love to seduce people on chatroulette. The tall one has a ghetto booty, and the ginger has very nice breasts. They are both white females.
Guy1: "damn, those chicks are sexy as hell! look at dat ass!"
Guy2: "SHIT DAWG, i think that's Meredith Squared!"

Guy1: "who?"

Guy2: "these kinky bitches that are obsessed with shit! ....they are weird dawg...stay away. seriously"

Guy1: "i dont know what you are talkin about.......im goin over to tap that"

Guy2: "smh"

Meredith Squared: "oh hey there, do you want to be our teddy bear??"

Guy1: "huh?"
by poopinthesackable July 29, 2011
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Gooch Squared

insted of a doubble chin a doubble gooch on a very obese person that is soaked with sweat and other kind of dirty odors that the body gives off.
"I could smell the 279 lb mans gooch squared from across the room".
by Tony Macari December 1, 2004
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wa squared

a slang term/nickname for wawa, which is the greatest convenience store to exist. they offer the most amazing hoagies, coffee, milkshakes, wraps, stuffed pretzels, iced coffee, smoothies, iced tea, peach rings, lemonade, ice cream ect. It's located only in pennsylvania, new jersey, delaware, maryland, and virginia. Basically, if you don't live in one of the above states your missing out BIG time.
Hey dudes, let's go to wa squared and get ourselves some hoagies and lemonade iced tea.
by jerseygirl<33 July 28, 2009
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