squaddouche

One who leaves the best truck company on the job to go to a glorified engine company.

On 10/10/15, Jummy becomes a squaddouche.

by RC124 November 23, 2015

scumdouchery

The act of being a scumbag and / or douchebag. Activities include excesses of drinking, high-fiving, insulting strangers, toolish behavior and other forms of public debauchery.

DB1: "So then I asked her if she wanted to have sex with me and my 10 closest friends"

DB2: (affirmative exclamation) SCUMDOUCHERY!

by Jerk 27 May 5, 2010

Squabuche

The crusty remnants of a night of dirty raw dogging sex left on the post coidal area and the fasinaty there in and around. (fuck stain)

My room mate came home and noticed the squabuche I left on the kitchen counter from last night

by Four cocksmiths May 24, 2010

scadouche

1. to walk up to someone and use your belly to move them around.

2. the act of being scadouched.

I totally scadouche better playing sports than anywhere else!

I scadouched my brother all the way from the house to the car!

by C. Jones May 13, 2008

Subadouche

A man (sometimes bearded) who drives a Subaru and wears all outdoor gear with no intension of ever doing any outdoor activities. This Subadouche can be easily spotted disturbing the flow of traffic and driving under the speed limit for optimal gas mileage.

Great! I'm stuck behind another Subadouche with an opinionated bumper sticker and kayaks on the roof with the tags still on them.

or

Can someone get this Subadouche off the road!

by Another Concerned American July 17, 2009

skudouche

A form of birth control, deriving from the art of cunnilingus, and inspired by the ancient Indian tradition of sucking snake venom from a wound. Skudouching is when one person sucks ejaculate from the vaginal cavity in hopes of preventing pregnancy. This method has been proven to be approximately 3% effective.

Sorry, I didn't pull out in time, so I guess its your lucky day, i'll skudouche you.

by OG Skudoucher May 26, 2008

squadfucker

The squadfucker is a male or female that engages In sexual intercourse with all of the squad.

Chase: Dude, I think Brittany likes me.
Cody: Too bad she's the squadfucker.
Chase: You mean she fucked the whole squad?
Cody: Yep, *high five*.

by wifiwereaduck August 21, 2016