squaddy peak

when someone swings you in valorant and they automatically crouch

oh my god he fucking squaddy peaked me

by Cherry boi January 4, 2023

squaddle

To shit your pants and puke simultaneously after being kicked in the junk.

Bill got kicked in the junk so hard he squaddled himself.

by Snakarino June 19, 2008

Squadding

To get up to some mean hood rat shit with one's squad

"Hey babe, whatcha up to?" "Oh, squadding with the squad, as usual"

by munschkin April 4, 2015

squaddie wash

The utilisation of a sink full of water and soap to wash yourself with, leaving yourself clean but scruffy looking

"Fucking hell Geoff, didn't you wash your hair this morning?"

"Nah mate, slept in so I had a quick squaddie wash in the sink and fucked off to work"

by Sibanez February 8, 2007

Squaddie shower.

Washing face, pits and privates only instead of the full wah down in a shower, to save time, washing the essentials only.

'Come on mate, where off out on the lash!' your mate says, all dolled up, 'hang on' you say, 'give me a sec to have a quick "squaddie shower."

by Bearded pikey July 28, 2009

Squaddy mattress

A Lady, Woman or Girl that thinks it's a turn on to fuck all of the british army whilst on a night out. The Squaddy Mattress earn their keep by getting free drinks from the from the unsuspecting soldier in return for back ally action.

"Lets get out of here this place is full of Squaddy Mattress's"

by Theblackbridge February 1, 2010

Squaddle

v. to walk with one's pants and underwear pulled down, often for the purpose of obtaining toilet paper from another location. Squaddling is especially necessary if you've already begun your business in the bathroom and don't want to get the mess on your undies. It is advisable to check very carefully that no one is around before squaddling.

A: You guys, there was no toilet paper in the second stall, so I had to squaddle five stalls down before I found some!
B: Thanks for sharing that with us.

by sgbk March 15, 2011