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Post-Spurtum Depression

Usually occurs within 3 to 4 days post-coitus.

Its when reality dawns on your and you realize you should have wore a condom, or a better quality one.

Treatment includes stairs, and Captain Falcon.
Joe: Dude whats wrong?
Neil: I'm going through post-spurtum depression.
Joe: you need stairs, man...
by Arakzinul January 11, 2010
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Sutume

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A very kind person, always knows what to say, very smart
She's such a Suutumee
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Very kind, good friend, knows exactly what to say
Isnt suutumee the best?
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A kind person, great at almost everything, has a very sweet personality
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Sputemanious

Adjective, means something that is ridicululous/false, but more strongly.
Could be considered a synonym of "bullshit", but as a descriptive word rather than a noun.
Pronounced "spew-teh-may-nee-us", obviously that can change depending on the person.

Comes from the obsolete verb "spute" (to dispute) with the suffix "manious" (of the nature of).
"That's a load of sputemanious bullshit!"
"The people said what? Pah, sputemanious nonsense. What do they know?"
"Boos just said some sputemanious horse wank."
by RandomOnlineBozo#54 August 5, 2025
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