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A famous Druid in the world of azeroth owning noobs - realm = Tarren Mill, Faction = Alliance
Sputnik the famous druid one shotted me today in resto form, i'm such a noob :(.
Sputnik by Vladthebored December 9, 2008
"A word that means cum ,or semen . Sputnik was a Soviet satellite that came out of the "rocket" on October 4, 1957, 7:28 PM and this feat encouraged the U.S. to build a rocket as well starting the "space race". On January 31, 1958, the U.S. launched the Explorer 1 into outer space. Think of Explorer 1 and Sputnik as sperm racing towards the female's egg, therefore space race." - A guy in 805
Example 1
Girl 1: What did you guys do last night
Girl 2: He got all of his sputnik on my face!

Example 2
Man 1: I sputnikked all over her face last night!
sputnik by ahjiba May 27, 2017
A little piece of crap. Germans use it to refer to small quantities of brown vaginal discharge.
Even though I'm ovulating, I found a sputnik in my underwear.
sputnik by allan_greenspan February 2, 2008
Stalin: we should go to space
JFK: ok
Stalin: *goes to space using Sputnik*
sputnik by ePogYT March 5, 2021
russian nickname given to kids who look like SPOONS!
Spoon was getting to old of a nickname so we renamed him SPUTNIK!
Sputnik by Gimp Hater August 1, 2007
A woman who's like... eight months pregnant but still has slender arms and legs, specifically when she's bent over.
Man 1: I can't deal with having sex with my pregnant wife.
Man 2: Dude you gotta get after that sputnik from behind.
sputnik by anon11231 May 28, 2010