I was late to go through puberty and was a junior in high school when my first sputnik got airborne.
Didn't know what I was going to do with my life until landing that sputnik apprenticeship in accounting.
Didn't know what I was going to do with my life until landing that sputnik apprenticeship in accounting.
by dfmurban October 21, 2013
"A word that means cum ,or semen . Sputnik was a Soviet satellite that came out of the "rocket" on October 4, 1957, 7:28 PM and this feat encouraged the U.S. to build a rocket as well starting the "space race". On January 31, 1958, the U.S. launched the Explorer 1 into outer space. Think of Explorer 1 and Sputnik as sperm racing towards the female's egg, therefore space race." - A guy in 805
Example 1
Girl 1: What did you guys do last night
Girl 2: He got all of his sputnik on my face!
Example 2
Man 1: I sputnikked all over her face last night!
Girl 1: What did you guys do last night
Girl 2: He got all of his sputnik on my face!
Example 2
Man 1: I sputnikked all over her face last night!
by ahjiba May 27, 2017
by allan_greenspan February 2, 2008
by ePogYT March 6, 2021
A woman who's like... eight months pregnant but still has slender arms and legs, specifically when she's bent over.
Man 1: I can't deal with having sex with my pregnant wife.
Man 2: Dude you gotta get after that sputnik from behind.
Man 2: Dude you gotta get after that sputnik from behind.
by anon11231 May 28, 2010
by a fuffy camel May 22, 2009
by allan_greenspan February 2, 2008