Definitions by dfmurban

sputnik 

The first of its kind and harbinger. A telltale event.

I was late to go through puberty and was a junior in high school when my first sputnik got airborne.
Didn't know what I was going to do with my life until landing that sputnik apprenticeship in accounting.

sputnik by dfmurban October 20, 2013

boosey 

A vagina in an unappetitizing condition, menstruating, diseased or unkempt.

A girl can't be choosey with an oozy boosey.

boosey by dfmurban October 20, 2013

tingleberry 

An early stage of development in the life of the dingleberry. A nucleus of fecal matter and toilet paper fibers attached to butt hairs that is starting to make its presence know by telltale tingling around the anus.

It feels like something is crawling around my butt. Hopefully it's just another tingleberry.

tingleberry by dfmurban October 5, 2013

nerve 

1) The audacity to get on my case.
2) A sensitive point or soft spot.

1) That pip-squeak had the nerve to get right up into my grill.
2) Ouch...that sarcastic comment hit every nerve in my body.

nerve by dfmurban September 17, 2013