Spuggy Darts

A singular masturbation game whereby a man lies flat on his back with a photograph of a woman behind his head on the wall. The object is to ejaculate onto the face of the woman.

Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm playing Spuggy Darts.

by Tony balls October 16, 2014

Spursy

To consistently and inevitably fail to live up to expectations. Involves visions of grandeur/being immensely deluded only to bottle it again and again and again whilst pretending not to care.

"Hey, did you see Spurs get knocked out of Europe by the 8th best team in Belgium last night?"

"Haha, yeah. That was so Spursy."

by BallStreet February 24, 2017

Spurgt

The danish word for 'asked'.

Commonly used to express carelessness about an often spontaneous statement.

Person A: Sometimes i dream about cheese.

Person B: Spurgt.

by steamcommunity.com/id/-eon- January 14, 2016

spurgled

To be sperm burgled. To become intentionally inseminated without the consent or knowledge of the poor bloke involved in the intercourse.

I can't believe that bitch spurgled me, now I'm stuck with this nutter for the next 18...

by Leewrong August 31, 2017

Spursy

To have visions of grandeur / to be immensely deluded only to mess it all up again and again and again whilst pretending not to care.

With every passing year Spurs and their pitiful fans become more and more Spursy.

by Johnnytheherd May 18, 2016

Gloop in the splurgy

The action of smoking pot. Getting high asf.

Friend: "Yo bro I'm finna gloop in the splurgy."
You: "Bro u got any for me?"

by BiteBobTheBuilder October 19, 2020

spurvy

A combination of a spinner and curvy body type.

1. A conjoining of 2 sexy body types i.e; hubba hubba!!
2. Rarely seen in regions outside of the Pacific Northwest.;-)

"She describes herself as curvy--but she's closer to a spinner for me. So, I'd say she's spurvy."

by Mia, of course... March 1, 2008