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Spunky mess

When a young lady or man ( to be inclusive) has had such a fulfilled sexual time that they are literally drenched in man custard.
Doris had choked down as much of Berts man custard as possible but couldn't take it all. Now she we just a spunky mess.

Pete had shagged her so much that by the end of the night he left her looking like a spunky mess.
by Hagrid Ginger plums August 1, 2017
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Slunty

A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty!
by Taz Jmac August 12, 2008
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Spunt

Another term commonly used for being buzzed or high. Can be off of any drug such as alcohol, nicotine, marijuana, etc.
“Hey Ben! Wanna get spunt off of my Nord? “ “Hell yeah bro! What kinda juice does it have in it?”
“Dude, I just smoked a fat blunt and got hella spunt.” “Nice bro, I wanna get spunt too!”
by dereynolds01 March 24, 2019
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Spunky Box

A disease that emerged during 2022 and was declared a global health emergency by the world health organisation.

The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.

Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.

There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.

Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.
Bill: "Why do you insist I wear a condom?"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"
by Souper Rare July 23, 2022
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stunty

Means "Dwarf". Used by Warhammer Orcs & Goblins.
by Forfex Sceleris September 26, 2011
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Spunky bum trumpet

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.
My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.
by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005
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Spunky Cola

Slang term for male ejaculate.
Pit Girl endorses drinking Spunky Cola.
by PohTayToez December 6, 2010
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