spontaneously

Doing something unplanned or unrehearsed

My wife has spontaneously cooked dinner

by Smartgirl100 April 6, 2016

spunkazoid

a term to describe a girl who loves swallowing cum and as a result has put on wieght

dude1: the chick mandy swallowed my whole load last night

dude2: bro she swallowed mine too

dude3: yeah mandy is a bit of a spunkazoid

by o-nizzle April 16, 2010

Spontaneous shitting

When you have a big juicy Five Guys cheeseburger and 45 minutes later you shit yourself in the most embarrassing situation. This usually happens when the burger is made with jalapeños and hot sauce.

Last night I was hanging with Carol, and just about as I was ready to stick it in, I had a spontaneous shitting. It was all over he place. She laughed.

by Fnseriousdude April 20, 2010

spontangerous

Concoction of spontaneous & dangerous, as made popular by Chevy P of Field Mob.

To get on the backseat while driving is usually quite spontangerous.

by ricci-s September 1, 2010

Spontanehate

Spontanehate combines spontaneity and hatred. It is a spontaneous, often unexpected expression of hatred. Spontanehate is mainly, but not exclusively, expressed verbally.

Tammy spontaneously began projecting her insecurities and misfortunes on her longtime friend Charlene:

Tammy quips, mean mugging Charlene intently, "You're so fat and ugly it's funny. I'll never know why your man wastes his big dick on a basic bitch like you."

Charlene calmly responds, "Don't spontanehate on me because you're poor, your man is gay, and your kids are illiterate."

by DonBIll July 10, 2015

Spunkachino

When you bust during intercourse and keep thrusting making your spunk frothy like a cappuccino. Sometimes resulting in a goppy mess on your thigh or forearm

This Bitch left my spunkachino all over my junk like it was the thing to do.

by DumpstaRida September 25, 2009

spontaneous head

Oral sex that is not requested, expected or prepared for. Common traits of the receiving parnter usually include shock and awe followed by extreme happiness.

Brendan was only on a second date with this girl, but when she came with the strong spontaneous head after dinner, he fell in love.

by Zack, Spontaneous Head Fan January 2, 2010