The reserve of sexual images or thoughts used for masturbation. Similar to a gas tank, but imaginary and naughty.
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Spunkmonkey, is someone who is full of excitement or "spunk" and possible also a total dork thus calling them a Spunkmonkey
Norman-"did you see Kyle"
Gary-"yeah he is such a funny dork!"
Norman- "oh no man, you mean..."spunkmonkey"
Gary-"yeah he is such a funny dork!"
Norman- "oh no man, you mean..."spunkmonkey"
by extreme21skipper February 7, 2008
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Most commonly used when trying to get yourself off.
Most commonly used when trying to get yourself off.
by Joe_Mac July 20, 2008
Get the spankbank mug.An awesome band located in Hillsboro Oregon. with pure hearts and golden desires. their name is wholly pure and not in any way perverted. the immature minds of the adults that surround them have taken this meaning to a different level. it was never meant to be wrong or disgusting. only the minds that view it in that way are, sick freaks.
Paul "hey have you heard that band SpunkMonkey?"
Mr. Baines "thats a terrible name and should not be used!"
Paul "you have a sick mind! its not sick at all"
Mr. Baines "thats a terrible name and should not be used!"
Paul "you have a sick mind! its not sick at all"
by SpunkMonkey February 9, 2008
Get the spunkmonkey mug.From the verb "Spunkjack", meaning to take semen from a man against his will. Typically this will be done by a pre/early-thirties woman to her soon to be ex in order to secure a set of fertilised eggs for later implantation, although it could also have uses in framing someone for crimes with a sexual angle.
The origins of the term come from a discussion surrounding a recent case in ireland in which a man blocked his ex-wife's attempts to have eggs which he had fertilized implanted in order to bear children. His arguement was that half the genetic material was his. However, unless said material was taken by force, he must have willingly donated it, there by creating a 'gift' of his sperm. So it had to be true - he'd been spunkjacked, and finally he would have spunk justice.
Interestingly there is no antonym since you can't put it back in once it's out. To date, I am unaware of any cases in which anyone has tried to force one mans semen into anothers Japs eye but if it happens to you then please accept my sincere condolences.
Contrary to popular belief, Spunkjacking is not a victimless crime. At least 2 million of the little white soldiers stand to die in a failed hit. And most men do not appreciate getting a hand job if you don't wake them up when it's happening.
Luckily, you can help cut down on Spunkjacking in your area. When a woman gives you a mouth-based treat, make sure you donkey punch her so she is forced to swallow. Also, having a spare condom or even an empty crisp packet handy can be a life saver.
The origins of the term come from a discussion surrounding a recent case in ireland in which a man blocked his ex-wife's attempts to have eggs which he had fertilized implanted in order to bear children. His arguement was that half the genetic material was his. However, unless said material was taken by force, he must have willingly donated it, there by creating a 'gift' of his sperm. So it had to be true - he'd been spunkjacked, and finally he would have spunk justice.
Interestingly there is no antonym since you can't put it back in once it's out. To date, I am unaware of any cases in which anyone has tried to force one mans semen into anothers Japs eye but if it happens to you then please accept my sincere condolences.
Contrary to popular belief, Spunkjacking is not a victimless crime. At least 2 million of the little white soldiers stand to die in a failed hit. And most men do not appreciate getting a hand job if you don't wake them up when it's happening.
Luckily, you can help cut down on Spunkjacking in your area. When a woman gives you a mouth-based treat, make sure you donkey punch her so she is forced to swallow. Also, having a spare condom or even an empty crisp packet handy can be a life saver.
So she's all like, sucking my cock but I never checked that that bitch had swallowed, next thing I know I have a paternity suit on my hands. She's a god damned Spunkjacker!
But officer, I've never even seen this woman before. How could my semen be all over her face, hands and clothing? Dear God! I've been Spunkjacked!
But officer, I've never even seen this woman before. How could my semen be all over her face, hands and clothing? Dear God! I've been Spunkjacked!
by Nunberry September 6, 2008
Get the spunkjacked mug.A sexual activity whereby arousal may be achieved (forcibly) by ejaculating on the chest of another, and then partaking of the ejaculatee's head and submitting it unto the ejaculatory fluid.
Having spermed on Marisa, Marisa took Dan by the hair and made him lick it up. Teh spunkdunk lulz <3
by Teh real creaminess October 3, 2008
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