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spudge

To move so slow that you can be compared to a fat man trying to have sex with a jar of peanut butter.
Pull the dick out of you ass, stop spudging, and let's go to the bars.
by Mowy April 25, 2004
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Spidget Finner

(Noun) A stick which has holes in it. Cannot be spun and it's only use is to be looked at and it's name said "spidget finner"
I hate fidget spinners so I bought a spidget finner
Or
The spidget finner was on the table
by Randdom Words May 30, 2017
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spügette

Hey man, got any spügette?
Response: Yeah I got shit-loads of it!
by illusionist_6000 November 28, 2009
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Spidget Finner

A spidget finner is a joke. It is a fidget spinner but it was originally created when a company didn't want to get sued.
by Pasta is my champ January 13, 2018
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spadget

spadget (spad jet) NOUN. A surprising little gadget or creature.
Bro- Yaah! What the Hell!? A little animal just grabbed my ankle!
Sis- I see you met our Spadget.
Bro- He came out of nowhere!
Sis- That is his way.
Bro- Where'd he go?
Sis- One does not question the ways of the Spadget.
Bro- Why are you talking that way?
Sis- What way am I talking?
Bro- Like everything is some big mystical experience.
Sis- Oh. Sorry. It's just the way we talk about him here.
Bro- WHY?
Sis- We don't know where he came from, where he goes to sleep, what he eats, or if he's feral or somebody's pet that went wild.
Bro- Fucking thing could have rabies. Am I bleeding?
Sis- No.
Bro- You didn't even look!
Sis- He never breaks the skin.
Bro- Well, he's not wild, then. That's good.
Sis- We tried to catch him to take him to a vet to get him his vaccinations. Every time, we'd come out in the morning to find the bait gone and the trap empty.
Bro- Cool! So he's smart.
Sis- He's a furry little Einstein.
Bro- C'mere... Come here, little guy... Spadget... Spadgie-wadgie...
Sis- Oh, he doesn't come when you call.
Bro- Here, Spadgie... here boy... Want some beef jerky?
Sis- He's not going to come. He doesn't know you're calling his name... Oh my... what the fuck?
Bro- What a GOOD BOYYY...
Sis- Oh my gaw... WE HAVE BEEN OFFERING HIM ALL KINDS OF FOOD FOR THREE YEARS! And you've got him eating out of your hand!
Bro- Did you try beef jerky?
Sis- Yes, we tried EVERYTHING.
Bro- Even teriyaki flavor? Oh look, he likes having his belly scratched.
Sis- He's never even let me touch him! He never lets ANYONE touch him!
Bro- He's making little trilling sounds. Shhh. I think he's falling asleep.
Sis- I don't believe it. How did you get him to come out?
Bro- One does not question the ways of The Spadget.
Sis- Asshole.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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Spidget

A spunky midget, usually of armenian decent. Often mistaken for a hipster.
Look at that short girl with the huge scarf and massive messy bun, she must be a spidget.
by HMBJ November 27, 2011
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Spudge

Verb; To administer a painful blow which consequently causes a shart or defecation.
What is the problem Jon?
Well Mr. Heiner, I was spudged before class.
Oh no. Go to the nurse and get the emergency pants.
by Designer Nigloo's January 21, 2011
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