Sculdering

An abundant amount

There are sculdering amounts of mold in the allergy forecast today!

by Dylan March 15, 2011

Spudding

Spudding is a sexual fetish where you incorporate any form of potato into your foreplay. This could be anywhere from raw spuds to week old fries.

Hey baby spread some mashed taters on those titties and let's get spudding!

by Lizbo the lezbo November 6, 2020

The Sputtering Johnson

A close relative to the Clevand Steamer and Hot Carl. It is when you shit diahrrea all over a bitches chest.

In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..

by The Realist NY August 4, 2009

Spidering

Similar to doggy style positiong but involving anal penetration. The guy gets right ontop of the girl with his legs on the inside of hers. Limb order from front: girls arms, guys arms, guys legs, girls legs. This produces the 8-legged effect.

At the point of ejaculation the guy pulls out and cums all over the bed in a wide spray pattern creating a 'web'. The couple then collapse onto it and sleep in the 'web'

Spidering

Ezz: I can't believe we slept in your cum last night
Chris: Thats what happens when you've been spidering, the web was cosy wasn't it!

by Chrisanezz October 30, 2010

spidering

When a guy cums in his hand, and shoves it up the woman's vagina. This is what spiders do when they mate.

Dude: I came before I could get it in, so all she got was a spidering.

by Trevor Aniston March 4, 2008

Spudding

A sexual act involving the insertion of one's testicals into the anus of a ladyfriend followed by the intense slapping of the penis upon the lower back area.

"Mate im gonna give her a right spudding"
"I gave her 2 hours of solid spuddage"
"Dude she looks like shes been spudded silly"

by Hiphopopotomus&Rhymenoceros October 23, 2008

Speedering

Riding really fast on your speeder, for long, seemingly endless, periods of time. (Usually spoken between two ore more persons while playing/talking about a futuristic vehicle that hovers above the ground)

Tycho: "I hate missions that involve long distance walking."

Gaijin: "Wait until you get to lvl 40 and you have long distance speedering."

by Chrissmasseuss December 28, 2011