Cole Sprouse

a guy who every girl (or boy) has a crush on. a hottie who is so funny and has the cutest voice. Cole Sprouse plays Cody in ‘the suite life of Zack and Cody’ and Jughead Jones in ‘Riverdale’, although he was also featured in other shows/ movies including ‘big daddy’ and ‘friends’. When I said he’s a hottie, I mean a HOTTIEE. like WHAT HOW.

I have a crush on Cole Sprouse.

by newell barney definitions November 4, 2019

spousal eunuch

A spousal eunuch is virtually identical to the 'spousal unit', but without the sex. Unlike ordinary eunuchs, spousal eunuchs usually have existing and potentially functional genitalia, but have stopped fucking their significant other for reasons which do not pertain to physical endowment.

I've been banging this married chick because her spousal eunuch can't get a boner without first being subjected to sexual domination. How refreshing it must be for her to get laid by a dude who doesn't have a ball gag lodged in his cake hole!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 20, 2010

cole sprouse

a hot daddy

cole sprouse: your daughter calls me dad too

by Oof soundtrack ft. toni topaz August 10, 2018

spousal unit

Good generic term for your husband, wife or partner, especially when you don't want to mention a specific name in your blog or novel (or you can't remember.)

My spousal unit is really annoying today.

by PsychoPuppyDad January 8, 2009

Dylan sprouse

Dylan sprouse is a total cutie. He is intelligent and got a degree From NYU but decided to fade out. Although he does have many movies coming out soon. Around 4.

Dylan Sprouse is so cute it’s unbelievable. I’m totally in love with him. He’s actually hot

by DontOofAroundMe June 5, 2019

Cole Sprouse

Played Cody Martin in 'The Suite Life Of Zach And Cody'
An amazing man. All he girls love him.
He recently stared on RiverDale and 'Jughead Jones'
Good looking , great actor.
🔥💞✨

Omg! Look! Cole Sprouse is over there !
I love Cole Sprouse ❤️

by T_A_N_Z July 13, 2017

Sprousexual

A tweenage girl who is obsessed with Cole Sprouse to an unhealthy and disturbing level.

Why was Clarissa crying today in the bathroom?

She saw the new episode of Riverdale where Bugghead ends. She's such a sprousexual.

by Rubikscube? November 25, 2017