Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.
by TheMonkey69 August 25, 2022
The act of shoving mentos in a coca cola bottle then sticking it into a girls butt hole. This will make an explosion of soda, causing an in-describable orgasm.
by Cum master J May 28, 2009
When your girl is in the doggy style position while you are munching her box and she rips a fart that wafts directly up your nose.
Damn Cassie, you really caught me off guard last night when you gave me that Cleveland spritzer... I still smell last nights flavor, garlic and ass!
by Chef BooYahD December 03, 2016
by hydro dumper October 07, 2009
by Shelton063 January 02, 2010
A stylish and worldly couple, often seen preaching to youth about "being cool", taming monkeys (for pets, servants, friends, and/or combat allies), and are usually able to take extreme damage to the toe or foot region of the body without showing the slightest bit of pain or discomfort.
Dumb ass Kid: "You fools are Spritzers!"
Spritzer Couple: "Monkey, ATTACK!. Come on Pam lets go clubbin'..."
Spritzer Couple: "Monkey, ATTACK!. Come on Pam lets go clubbin'..."
by Prof. Andrew Spicholli, Spritzer Expert, University of Phoenix August 22, 2007
The act of a male capping his peehole when he is about to ejaculate therefore building up pressure. When he cant hold it in anymore it is sprayed on the females face. Can also be done to a males face for homosexuals, which is dubbed the New York Sperm Spritzer.
Larry was feeling frisky so he capped his cock when he came and sprayed it on Amanda's face giving her the SPERM SPRITZER
by bunghole bandit April 09, 2010