Spritzee

Spritzee is the perfume pokemon. It is one of the newer fairy type pokemon and resembles a small bird. Some people dislike its evolution because they were hoping it would look like the Plague Doctor. Nevertheless, Spritzee is a great pokemon and can pack a punch on dragon pokemon who otherwise cannot hurt it with its dragon type attacks.

Spritzee is so cool! I call mine Febreze!

by Wanda Coleman November 29, 2013

Shitzer Spritzer

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum

"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"

by hydro dumper October 7, 2009

Semen Spritzer

When a guy ejaculates into a cup and makes a milkshake with it and gives it to his girlfriend

" My girlfriend jerked me off and i made her drink my semen spritzer."

by Shelton063 January 1, 2010

Spritzer

a glass of wine mixed with carbonated water(not to be confused with champagne)

I ain't having another spritzer.

by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2008

spritzer

A mixed drink made with wine and carbonated water usually
consumed by females

Lee loved to drink a spritzer before a night out at fluffy

by percy46 August 1, 2007

white wine spritzer

When two or more men take turns peeing on each other, creating an artistic tableau of arcing urination. Can sometimes be done solo*.
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises

"On a hot summer day, I like to cool off with a nice white wine spritzer."

by Smackdown Lane July 28, 2006

sprited

When playing basketball and someone tries to dunk and they get rejected by the rim. The word is derived from the sprite commercial.

As your friend goes for the dunk but doesn't jump high enough and the ball hits the rim and doesn't go in.

"Oh man you got sprited"

by Kovatch June 30, 2008