Spermabetes

Similar to diabetes, but resolved better with thick amounts of jizz stuffed in orally, anally or if one must vaginally.
Suffers are known as Spermabetics -and always in need of a good Samaritan - condition possibly fatal if needs are not meet immediately.

Bertie Beaver: OMG - what's wrong with him .. help. ..he's collapsed … he's fitting & drying out ..
Ceclie Snatch: Quick ask those builders to bash one out - take any hole - you can only save him with a proper filling. Didn't you know he suffers from Spermabetes.

Bertie Beaver: He should have a spermabetic tag on him somewhere - try pulling his butt checks apart ...

by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019

speemdrum

A misspelled form of the word 'speedrun' and has no meaning. Often used to get rid of someone on the Internet.

u/rozzachu said, "Hey Matt, just wanted to say thanks for the amazing content, you've helped me feel good on days where I didn't feel to great."
"speemdrum." Matthew replied.

by whitesweetlove April 15, 2022

Sperm Shovel

When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.

Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

sperm pad

A feminine napkin worn after sex which ended with a creampie .

My boyfriend shot such a huge load in me that had to wear a sperm pad for the rest of the day.

by TheMood March 24, 2017

Mobile sperm bank

An individual who really loves semen. Usually used as a cum receptacle in a dogging session. Their methodology is don’t waste a drop..

Hey Dion must of just walked by again, he leaves a trail like a snail out of his ass.. That guy is a mobile sperm bank, think he received too many deposits and is full to the brim...

by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019

spermaid

someone that is so obsessed with their boyfriend that they literally want to live in their ball sack and swim around like a mermaid

“hey, where’s Julie been?”
“this spermaid has been with her boyfriend for the last 72 hours”

by kareezus January 23, 2020

sperm competition

The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.

Sperm competition should insure that only the most virile of males father offspring.

by Dancerooster August 25, 2020