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A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏

November 12th
today is national kiss a softball player day”
by Bon Martin October 24, 2019
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Sportalian

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A group of foreign students usually of Spanish (Sp), Portuguese (ort) and Italian (talian) descent.
However, it has been revealed in recent years that Germans have been in the group (coining the name Spermtalians)
They are renowned for annoying the students of CTYI in DCU
To the quad, the Sportalians are coming, the Sportalians are coming!
by pplperson777 July 17, 2011
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softball booty

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A large booty that developed from playing softball, usually found on taller athletic girls who keep their hair in pony tails and frequently wear yoga pants/shorts.
Me: "Check out the girl on first base."
Friend:"Ugh, not my type."
Me: "With a Softball booty like that?! You're crazy."
by tipshades June 9, 2018
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shortfall

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the quantity or extent by which something falls short; deficiency; shortage
This school is a shortfall
by irishrepublicanarmy January 2, 2004
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spookball

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Scottish, Glasgow, A derogatory term for someone who looks out of the ordinary or different in anyway.
Describing someone walking by you might say that they look like a spookball
by Alan Docherty October 30, 2007
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shortball

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This phrase comes from cricket terminology. In cricket, a shortball is a fast, rising delivery that causes discomfort to the batsman, and can sometimes result in an injury from being struck by the ball.

In social situations, a short ball can be most loosely defined as anything that causes annoyance, discomfort, or rejection.

Sometimes, when saying "Shortball!', people use an accompanying hand action as if to fend the ball away from their chin, similar to a batsman in cricket. Experienced shortballers sometimes only perform the hand action without saying the word, or just abbreviate the phrase to "Short!"
1: "Hey mate, are you coming to the pub tonight?"
2: "No mate, I have to watch some paint dry at my house"
1: "Shortball there"

1: "Dude, I got locked outside and had to sleep in the snow!"
2: "Shortball there"

1: "So I got back to her place, and she just wanted to watch movies and talk about feelings!"
2: "Shortball"
by hammo1405 March 4, 2011
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softball player

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A girl who, once steps onto the field, is transformed from "daddy’s little girl" to a fierce, unrelenting competitor who will stop at nothing in order to win a game. Characteristically with dirt across her face, ratted, sweaty hair, bloody knees and dirt stained socks and uniform. She's a diligent hard worker who knows the real meaning of teamwork, spirit, and fearing nothing. Contradictorily she personifies all this while she still wears cute, color coordinated hair ribbons and sleeve stripes.
Did you see that chick?
Yea shes a total softball player look at her tan line
by Jessie Fay October 28, 2008
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