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sporfle

Similar to lol or rofl. A sudden burst of laughter, usually stifled, frequently brought on by a sight gag or rim shot.

It is most often used as a verb, but may also be used as a noun.
A: Oh my goodness, that man's megaphone is larger than his head!

B: *sporfle*
by Corisa September 6, 2008
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Spork bandit

A person who shouldn't be trusted with a knife or fork. Therefore you have to give them a spork
That spork bandit dillon was so drunk last night we had to give him a spork with his chinese takeaway.
by W.p.abbott July 30, 2016
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Poopchute spork thinger

You found a definition mentioning this word um what is it? It is something you use to eat out your dog's ass after it had worms.
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by Your Creepy Uncle 9000 March 24, 2022
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Spork

What happens when a spoon and fork love each other very much.
The fork and the spoon were in the draw for a few weeks and when I opened it, it was full of sporks.
by LabMom March 18, 2010
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Sporklies

noun: spork tits
a phrase used to describe a spork with delectable melons
this phrase is commonly used to compare two female sporks values, although it also can be used to annoy male sporks
“wow, that spork has some massive sporklies!”
“my sporks sporklies are better.”
by UncleGrandpaFnaf March 23, 2023
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sporking

The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.
we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!
by Rosie November 5, 2003
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Sporkife

An eating implement with a spoon on one end, a fork on the other, and the bottom fork blade serrated like a knife.
spork, sporkife
by DarthNerd March 1, 2010
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