spooniform

An article of work clothing (usually a uniform) that somebody has used to wipe knuckle babies off of themselves with.

I accidentally grabbed my spooniform for work today.

by DrewDeezy June 10, 2008

Poonicorn

A tech startup valued over 1B (a unicorn), but it has a shit product. So, it will tank the moment it IPOs or gets bought.

I don't get all the hype around this new app, man. That company is a total poonicorn!

by djzoos May 3, 2017

Shroonicorn

A species of a Unicorn cross Mushroom

Oh, See that shroonicorn. He is a Unicorn and a Mushroom

by youngandstunning November 5, 2011

Spoonacoon

When a white girl ( wog socket) spoons with a Black man. Or a white man spoons up with a black girl...

Billy was curled up with his wog socket the other day like, she was well white in it, could hardly see her under his afro, spooned round him, the spoonacoon!

by 2229Starfish January 21, 2019

poonicorn

when someone has a poo on your forehead and it makes you look like a unicorn

yo dude, ill make you a freakin' poonicorn!

by noobies1705 May 15, 2008

poonicorn

someone so gay they are like a poon wearing a unicorn

God you peoples are hellsa being poonicorns, you guys suck.

by Erik and Clayton March 25, 2004

Poonicorn

1. A woman who is hornier for sex than a man. So rare it probably doesn't really exist.

2. A unicorn with a dildo for a horn

That girl from the party wanted to have sex more than me... What a poonicorn...

That poonicorn porn gave me nightmares of being gored by a horse

by Kahnny supanewsome pone December 4, 2020