spooder

a different form of saying spider

Axel: "Whoa check out that spider! It's huge!"
Jay: "excuse me, I think you mean spooder"

by ChronoKatt November 1, 2014

Speder

A racist ass flamer, who decides to all of a sudden have morals when someone else makes a joke. Relies on being as offensive as possible to be funny. Is a ginger.

"Have you seen that guy making all the holocaust jokes, then telling everyone that they can fuck off?"

"Yeah that guy is being a total Speder."

by Xubius1 May 9, 2014

Scapegoat Speeder

The term used to describe the occurance in which traffic is moving 15mph more than it should, yet one car is going 20-30 mph faster, and therefore the one pulled over by the cops. In otherwords, when everyone is speeding, but the one speeding the most would be the 'scapegoat' speeder.

Person 1: "Dude I was going 70 in a 55 the other day but there was another guy that got busted doing 80."
Person2: "Good thing you had that scapegoat speeder!"

by drummergirl935 May 10, 2009

spederrific

adj.
a truly retarded achievement. The height of moronic action.

Tim crossed the street while texting and got creamed by a bus. What a spederrific move.

by ddmondo February 7, 2010

bubby spooder

a beautiful elephant with a great heart

I LOVE BUBBY SPOODER

by PokiSmoch April 21, 2018

Sped Speeder

A.K.A the short bus.

Retards go to school in this including people with down syndrome, cystic fibrosis, and etc.

The sped speeder aint a bus at all. Its a chevy van with seatbelts and speakers playing "Happy" music.

by Mike Kobi November 19, 2003

follow the speeder

A phenomenon in which other motorists wishing to speed locate a speeder, and all follow him or her in hope that if a police officer is waiting to pull a speeding car over that the only one who will get the ticket will be the person in front. Can also be used to give people behind the person in front time to slow down if the person in front spots a patrol car. This will sometimes work, but police will sometimes use 'speed traps' to set up several patrol cars down the road so they can pull a pack of cars over.

I was too tired to look for cop cars that day, so when I saw a car speeding along in the left lane at 85 mph with another car close behind, I put on my blinker and played a bit of 'follow the speeder'.

by ShadowCreator October 5, 2007