spock cock

When you can't get it up because you're thinking about it too logically

Sorry luv, but all this talk of weddings and kids has given me a bit of the old spock cock, mind if we don't do it tonight...

by timmyfactiod December 10, 2009

spachitis

A virtually incurable disorder that affects all non-asexual individuals, causing them to feel profound social rejection and desperation in the absence of sexual activity; also known as sexual frustration. Symptoms include excessive discussion about sex, bragging about one's sexual skills and genitals size, speech impediment in communication with individuals of the preferred gender, wet dreams, premature ejaculation during coitus, and more uncommonly ejaculation from organs other one's genitals (e.g., ears, nose, mouth, etc.). While successful episodes of coitus are the only known therapy used to control symptoms, withdrawal from therapy or its misadministration are known to exacerbate symptoms. Etymology: spachi (from Alb. spaqia, lack of coitus) + itis (Grk. inflamation or disease of).

Man, the only way to cure spachitis is to get spayed or neutered.

by Luigj September 24, 2016

spock wash

When someone dressed as Spock knocks you out, takes you to his "spaceship", or his bedroom, and unloads unhealthy amounts of semen into your mouth and other holes.

"Oh my god some creep at comic-con gave me the spock wash!"

by GravyBath February 26, 2013

spocco

Racist term used to define someone known as a "Mii"

"I hate those darn spoccos! Play real sports once in a while!"

by BigMan67 June 24, 2022

skoch

a small amount, just a little bit,
antonym: shitload}

You know, I think that I still need just a skoch more of that spaghetti there.

by stickboy02027 November 17, 2004

Spocker

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.

To boldly go where no man had gone before I gave her the Spocker.

by Bootface July 14, 2006

spockle

ye olde british pronounciation of sparkle. used by D&D nerds

that diamond doth spockle, Gelmar! let us steal it from the demilich.

by Spaz De Kat January 12, 2009