n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: slüzer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.
man #1 - I ran into the hottest sloozer last night!
man #2 - Really where's she from?
man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.
man #2 - Really?
man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.
man #2 - nice.
man #2 - Really where's she from?
man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.
man #2 - Really?
man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.
man #2 - nice.
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