Sloozer

n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: slüzer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.

man #1 - I ran into the hottest sloozer last night!

man #2 - Really where's she from?

man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.

man #2 - Really?

man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.

man #2 - nice.

by Bexxx June 2, 2004

sploogerific

something that makes you want to cum your pants

Pam Anderson's boobs are sploogerific

by rubyconverse July 8, 2009

splooze

(adjective) blowing off a steamy load of semen.

"Yo, last night I sploozed in my girls face!"

by JonseyD December 18, 2005

splooze

splooze is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has a cumgasm where his jizz just oozes out of his dick.

I was taking care of my morning wood, and when I had a cumgasm, my cum didn't spurt - it sploozed out!

by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020

Sploogers

Underwear that you put back on after having sex all night and not bathing, then where them all day leaving sex smell and Splooge stains in the crotch.

I had to wear Sploogers all day at work because I didn't have time to go home and shower after fucking my buddy's wife last night.

by Afknoitall July 26, 2012

Cosby Sploogery

Dark, discolerd looking splooge that kind of looks like Bill Cosby, commonly related to a bladder infection.

"I gott go to the docter, last night i cosby splooged"

"Cosby Sploogery is most commonly found in men over 50"

by Monday Tuesday Wensday 1234567 February 6, 2010

Splooter

An exceptionaly wide vagina.

Gertha attempted to insert the tampon into her Splooter but it constantly fell out

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020